Dirty Old Slut

Sitting at home, we hear the home phone ring. My son runs to answer it. Next minute I hear him saying “what is that? Our computer isn’t working? You are from Telstra, and you can fix it? Do you want our credit card number?” He is smiling as he says this because he loves talking to the scammers. Me; however, I have had enough of them. I am sick of them calling me. It absolutely enrages me and I don’t even have the patience to play around with them. I snatch the phone from him and say, “You are a fucking scammer. Don’t call me again. Burn in hell motherfucka”. (I know, very dramatic). I hang up the phone. Not 2 seconds later, the phone rings…. We look at each other. It couldn’t be? It couldn’t be her again. It keeps ringing until he gingerly presses the “answer” button. Next minute we hear a woman’s voice with an Asian accent. “Fuck you, dirty old slut!” And then she ended the call, thereby robbing me of the right of reply. All my son can say is, “well I guess that confirms that it really wasn’t Telstra calling!”

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